Date: Wed, 28 June 2000
From: Steven Gardner
Subject: JoBeth
To: JoBeth19@hotmail.com

Dear JoBeth,

Maybe you can help me. I just got a new VCR (that's spelled V-C-R) and it says to read all the instructions before proceeding. Well, I'm stuck. I got about halfway through the instructions and they switched to SPANISH! Yeah, that's right. Half the instruction book is written in a foreign language. Now I don't know what to do. Any ideas?

Sincerely,

Steve Gardner

Dear Steve,

Waiow, that's a stumper. See, like what I did, is I got my favourite boyfriend ever, um, whatsisname, to operate my VCR (and like, I KNOW how to spell VCR, okay? I'm not like, DUMB and stuff. I'm just glad they're not spelling it "B-E-T-A" any more--that totally messed me up).

I think what you should do is...

Oh bummer, I totally plucked those this morning....

Well anyways, I think what you should do is find a French person. I hear they can speak foreign languages. And if she's cute, then like, BONUS!! I hope you two really go for each other, that'd be sooooo neat! And if you do, then who cares about a crummy VC...um....R.

Love & other indoor sports,

JoBeth :)