JoBeth!
By BJ Hiorns and Joey Hetzel
[ Home ][ Archives ][ Gallery ][ About JoBeth][ About the Creators ][ Submit! ]
[ J-Mail! ][ The Forum ][ Comments & Reviews ][ JoBeth.net! ]

Whodunit?

BJ HIORNS (JoBeth co-creator) says, "When nuclear blasts rip the flesh from your skeleton and liquify your internal organs, duck and cover!"

BJ knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll centre of a Tootsie-Pop. Dryer sheets smell neat. When he wants to make digital copies, he draws fingers and then Xeroxes them. He enjoys dancing on Paragon's lap and watching Coco-Krispies turn his milk brown. Brooowwn.

BJ holds many strong opinions, one of which is that "frog" is the funniest word in the English language. And it's attached to a goofy looking critter. He was very depressed when he found out that someone thought of Pokemon before he did and made zillions off it. Brooowwn.

JOEY HETZEL (JoBeth co-creator) says, "When I have bad luck, I pet a kitty."

Joey likes kittens and balloons and lollipops and pink unicorns and and DAISIES! She also enjoys watching Shirley Temple movies and tapdancing to the Good Ship Lollipop while wearing her Xena costume and eating marshmallow peeps. PINK ONES!

Joey likes to draw. Drawing Tonja Steele, her comic strip, is fun. Tonja hits people. She's funny. She hits Darron. Darron is dumb. JoBeth likes Darron. She is dumber than Darron. Darron thinks she sux. JoBeth sux.

That's funny.

Oooooo! Shirley Temple! Where's my whip? Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!

SHANNON TRASKA (JoBeth.net! Webmaster) is, for once, the normal one of the group. For those who know him, this is a very disturbing thing.